Linux Enthusiast and Programmer

• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
• If you are not thoroughly confused, you have not been thoroughly informed.
• Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place. So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you're not smart enough to debug it.
• Computers don't make errors-What they do they do on purpose.
• Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined.
• Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming.
• Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
• Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.